Illegals!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait just a minute....................
A solution to our problem with illegals in this country might be easier to solve than thought...............Lets see...............If you are found to be an illegal living here in the United States maybe a stint in the military would ebb the flow of wanna bes..............Make a law making it mandatory service for four (4) years........
How about making an option.............Go back to your original country and make a legal application for citizenship or entry into our country, or mandatory military service.....................If you are found to be a wanted criminal we will incarcerate you and bill your family until you are departed to your home country..........No pay,,,,,no stay................We will then deport you to your local authorities..................Yes,,,,,,,the facility we house you in will be on a hot island, with no air conditioning........Good food though,,,you will get used to bologna,,,, most of us Americans have...........
After four good years of service in our lovely military guarding the oil sheiks of the middle east and bringing peace to the area you will be granted legal citizenship here in the United States of America.............I am sure all of the details could be hammered out.............